31 Funny Family Memes Capturing the Chaos and Comedy of Everyday Parenting

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    Font - ANXIOUSLY EVER AFTER noideadaddyblog My wife casually mentioned that being married to me is a lot like living with Mr Bean, and then she smiled like this was a compliment, and so now I'm touched that she's the kind of person who can see past my awkwardness and find love, but also shocked because, honestly, I've spent the past 20 years assuming she saw me as more of a Thor.
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    Watch - "Thanks, Apple. I'll let her know." 11:45 O Loud Environment Sound levels hit 90 decibels. Around 30 minutes at this level an cause temporary ring loss. ated long-term NOISE
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    Rectangle - Derrick Knopsnyder @dknop Shout out to the raccoon who got in my trash last night and left the Wendy's wrapper in the driveway that I was hiding from my wife because we are "eating healthy this week"... you're ad k.
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    Plant - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards H My wife brought home a 25 pound watermelon, and I said "where are we going to put that thing" and she said "In! My! Tummy!" Then she slapped her stomach. And wow, folks, this is exactly what a healthy marriage looks like.
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    Font - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards Graduation, marriage, childbirth... I've had a lot of significant moments in my life, but none have been as rewarding as that ONE time my wife said she couldn't find something, and I found it.
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    Smile - OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy You can have a good morning or you can get your kids to school on time but you can't have both.
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    Smile - SERING 7:00 AM PARENTHOOD 7:03 AM
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    Font - SNARK snarkandlemons LEMONS @snarkandlemons Today my toddler pointed out the dark circles under my eyes. It was almost like she was admiring her work.
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    Rectangle - MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail Pretty sure the parenting books didn't talk about my 6yr old sleep walking and just standing over my bed like a serial killer.
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    Rectangle - Cocktail MommyCocktail @MommyCocktail My hobbies include eating, sleeping and crying for no apparent reason. I'm basically a toddler with bills.
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    Product - Stepping out for a solo Target run after being home. with the feral kids all day FC
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    Font - Mommy MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail 4: Let's play family! Me: We ARE a family 4: No but like a good one.
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    Photograph - This painting is called: Bake Sale at 9am tomorrow
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    Font - Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish in today's episode of 'how strong is your marriage' we take a trip to Home Depot to pick out a shade of white ..
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    Font - ANXIOUSL No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards EVER AFTER I tripped, fell, and my kids didn't move. Our dog pulled our Ecco to the ground, and all three kids rushed to it's aid, saying in unison "Alexa! Are you okay?" Then they checked on the dog. So in the family hierarchy, I know I'm at LEAST behind our robotic assistant and the dog.
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    Font - MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail I've been married so long that my husband is mad that I ate a quesadilla in the fridge but is fine that I'll be out of town for his birthday.
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    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkward mom *** I choked on some water earlier and during my coughing fit, my 4yo asked me to be quiet so he could hear the tv. It's safe to say I should start saving for a nursing home now.
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    Forehead - when all you want to do is sleep but the kids keep needing food and water and parenting and whatnot
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    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkward mom 98% of situations are less stressful than when you peel the last banana for your toddler without remembering to ask how they want it peeled.
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    Jaw - kids_kubed @Kids_kubed ⠀ I know how it will all end for me One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their iPad
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    Font - de ANXIOUS No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards EVER AFTER 10yo: I want the last brownie? Me: it's mom's 10: why!? Me: life advice, son. The last brownie is ALWAYS moms. Always. Stay safe.
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    Cartoon - My kid at bedtime... Are oceans god's tears? MY NOSE MAKES ITS OWN BUBBLE GUM! I'm a furniture! Do alligators alligate?
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    Font - en e ANXIOUSLY No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards EVER AFTER My 6yo just announced that when she grows up she's not going to have a boyfriend, or kids, but just a bunch of cats. Then she yelled, "I'm going to be a very happy cat lady!" Which to be honest, after living through a pandemic with kids, sounds like a totally awesome life goal.
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    Cartoon - when you tell your kid a bajillion times to get ready and they just sit there like pepubno
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    Font - .com ANXIOUSLY No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards EVER AFTER There are two types of people in the world. People who set one alarm, and people who sent a dozen alarms snoozing them repeatedly for an hour before actually getting up. And they marry each other.
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    Font - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking my wife just grounded all kids from electronics and tv for 4 days and if you need me i'll be living anywhere else but here.
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    Font - EVER ANXIOUSL No Idea: Daddy Blog AFTER @byclintedwards My wife came into our bedroom to find me huffing down chocolate. We'd just had a stressful parenting moment, and she said, "wow. I just ate a plate of brownies." And I said "next time let's eat chocolate together." We shook hands. Then we kissed. It was surprisingly romantic.
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    Font - the luckiest Penny. @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week.... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4.
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    Font - ANXIOUSLY No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards EVER AFTER If I've learned anything as a parent, it's that when your child invites friends over, your number one priority should be picking up the dog poop in the backyard before their guests arrive. Trust me. That crip gets everywhere.
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    Font - Mom Group Dropout @mgd_unfiltered My husband just said 'For the Queen' as he handed me the TV remote and that's the kind of support that keeps me going.
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    Forehead - me picking up my kids from school me in the driveway after they fought all the way home

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